The Evil Dog

The Evil Dog

 Lesson:  DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR DIRTY SECRET LOVER OR YOU GET SET.

Well, quite frankly, one time I had my friend watching my dog because my apartment complex was doing yearly maintenance inspections on the units and I was anxious that they would feel some type of way about my dog.  They know about my dog - she is registered as an emotional support animal but strangely I have not kept up on the paperwork for that, although I do have a therapist and I could I am just a procrastinator at the best.

Albeit, my friend was watching my dog for the few days they were scheduled to come out.  Anyway I set my dog up in her bathroom and she goes to go in the bathroom and my dog escaped and jumped up on her bed and peed two times and the second time she sent me an anonymous message that I will never get rid of her now.  Then and only then I sent my friend a picture of the dirtiest secret lover, my dog, who told me that. 

Poor dog had an anxiety problem, too. 

You know I'm sick of these websites with their interests aligned.  I don't like these websites with their interests aligned. 


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